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Repeat-after-me Songs -
in all of these songs the campfire leader sings each line in turn, which is then repeated by everyone else.
The Moose Song
There was a crazy moose (There was a crazy moose)
Who liked to drink a lot of juice (Who liked to drink a lot of juice)
There was a crazy moose (There was a crazy moose)
Who liked to drink a lot of juice (Who liked to drink a lot of juice)

(Chorus) Singing way-oh, way oh (Singing way-oh, way-oh!)
Way-up, way-up, way-up way-up(Way-up, way-up, way-up. way-up)
Way oh, way oh (Way oh, way oh)
Way-up, way-up, way-up, way-up (Way-up, way-up, way-up way-up)

The moose's name was Fred...... he liked to drink his juice in bed.

He drank his juice with care......but he spilt some in his hair

All his hair went stiff.......so he combed it in a quiff

His friends began to laugh......so he had to take a bath

As the water went down......Fred the moose began to drown
(Singing glug-glug-glug-glug etc.)

Now let's all count to five......Fred the moose is back alive
(Singing way-oh way-oh...)
Coca-Cola
Coca-Cola came to town,
Diet Pepsi shot him down
Dr. Pepper fixed him up
Now they all drink Seven-up

Romeo and Juliet
On a balcony they met
Romeo said to Juliet
"You're the cutest girl that I've seen yet."

Jaws went swimming in the sea
Saw a diver for his tea
Chopped him ip into little chunks,
Then spat out his swimming trunks.

Superman flyining through the air
Swooping around without a care,
Looking for his Lois Lane
Is it a bird or is it a plane?

In the cinema in the dark
Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark.
By the girls he is adored,
Harrison Ford, yes Harrison Ford
Princess Pat
Oh the Princess Pat......Lived in a tree.....
She sailed across....The seven seas....
She sailed across....The Channel too....
And she took with her....A rick-a-bamboo.....

A rick-a-bamboo....Now what is that?....
It's something made....For the Princess Pat.....
It's red and gold....And purple too....
That's why it's called....A rick-a-bamboo....

Now the captain Jack....Had a mighty fine crew....
He sailed across....The Channel too....
But his ship sank....And yours will too....
If you don't take....A rick-a-bamboo....

A rick-a-bamboo....Now what is that?...
It's something made....For the Princess Pat....
It's red and gold....And purple too....
That's why it's called....A rick-a-bamboo....

Now the Princess Pat....Lives in a Barrett Home.....
With a microwave oven....And a cordless phone....
Got a Kenwood Chef....And a Hoover too....
When she flushes the toilet....All the water turns blue....

Head and Shoulders shampoo....Now what is that?....
It's something used....By the Princess Pat....
It's frequent use....Anti-dandruff too....
That's why it's called....Head and Shoulders shampoo....

And the Captain Jack....Collects Income Tax.....
Drives a shiny red Porsche....Has a Filofax....
His boxer shorts....Are made of silk....
And he only drinks whisky....'Cos he doesn't like milk....

A Porta-loo....Now what is that?....
It's something used....By the Princess Pat....
It's blue and white....And stinks of poo....
That's why it's called....A Porta-loo....
The Yellow Bird
(Warning - those of a sensitive disposition should read no further!)
I saw a bird....with a yellow bill....
It landed on....my window sill....
I coaxed it in....with a piece of bread....
And then I whacked....it on the head....

The bird is variously coaxed in with the following, and meets its end in increasingly gruesome ways:

....piece of cheese ....And then I whacked....it on the knees....
....plate of spaghetti....then I cut off its wings....with my machete....
....bottle of Tizer....and then I put it....in the liquidiser....
....Spice Girls poster....and then I put it....in the pop-up toaster....
....chicken Chow Mein....put a straw up its nose....and sucked out its brain....

...at which point we draw a halt to the proceedings.